crazyguyupstairs
this was his variety pack.
crazyguyupstairs:

Crazy Guy Upstairs …but the kitchen sink! 
On this morning, before I’d even made coffee, I was prancing around our pool snapping cell phone pics. Neighbors saw me and I gave them a responsible glance. As if to say, “I’m taking care of it.” They might have assumed I was sending the pics to the company that owns the building but they’d be wrong. I was simply taking care of a day’s Instagrams.
Let’s see what we got:
Boot Completion- The pair is complete. My Beatles tribute band just got a bit my stylish.
Coffee mug- Me thinks someone should switch to decaf.
Television Remote Innards- As long as it’s the innards of electronics and not the innards of me, my roommate, one of our neighbors, or anyone at all, I’m cool with it.
by thetomsibley

this was his variety pack.

crazyguyupstairs:

Crazy Guy Upstairs …but the kitchen sink!

On this morning, before I’d even made coffee, I was prancing around our pool snapping cell phone pics. Neighbors saw me and I gave them a responsible glance. As if to say, “I’m taking care of it.” They might have assumed I was sending the pics to the company that owns the building but they’d be wrong. I was simply taking care of a day’s Instagrams.

Let’s see what we got:

Boot Completion- The pair is complete. My Beatles tribute band just got a bit my stylish.

Coffee mug- Me thinks someone should switch to decaf.

Television Remote Innards- As long as it’s the innards of electronics and not the innards of me, my roommate, one of our neighbors, or anyone at all, I’m cool with it.

by thetomsibley

crazyguyupstairs
Douchery didn’t have to stop in NYC. It followed me to LA and lives in my building.
crazyguyupstairs:

Crazy Guy Upstairs The Dishes Are Done, Man
At this point, everyone in my apartment building knew the Crazy Guy Upstairs was no longer fucking around. Suddenly, clothing and footwear seemed adorable compared to dishware soaring off a third floor balcony. Our days of innocence had passed and we were no longer sharing bemused shrugs about our trouble making neighbor upstairs. We were now saying things like “Should someone call someone about this?” “I think someone should call someone about this.” and “Someone should call someone.”
A pair of pleated slacks drops on your head and you got a story to tell your friends over dinner. A complete set of dishes drops on your head and you might get a less attractive look for the rest of your life. You could also be killed. But getting a good photo of it will defs up your Instagram Likes.
by thetomsibley

Douchery didn’t have to stop in NYC. It followed me to LA and lives in my building.

crazyguyupstairs:

Crazy Guy Upstairs The Dishes Are Done, Man

At this point, everyone in my apartment building knew the Crazy Guy Upstairs was no longer fucking around. Suddenly, clothing and footwear seemed adorable compared to dishware soaring off a third floor balcony. Our days of innocence had passed and we were no longer sharing bemused shrugs about our trouble making neighbor upstairs. We were now saying things like “Should someone call someone about this?” “I think someone should call someone about this.” and “Someone should call someone.”

A pair of pleated slacks drops on your head and you got a story to tell your friends over dinner. A complete set of dishes drops on your head and you might get a less attractive look for the rest of your life. You could also be killed. But getting a good photo of it will defs up your Instagram Likes.

by thetomsibley